I couldn't make this up if I tried
 

I couldn’t make this up if I tried. On AOL’s homepage you can put in your city, or any city, to get a short list of local news. For some reason there has been a technical glitch for quite a while where most of the local headlines seem to be about India. Today’s local headlines were as follows:

Local News and Weather
 Springfield, VA

•After sultan Ali Abbas to direct Katrina
•Pretham Movie Official Trailer released: Jayasurya, Ranjith Shankar
•Free Slurpee Day at 7-Eleven Includes More Special Deals
•Indra Kumar wants to make sequel of Dil
•Annandale, VA Real Estate: Newly Listed for Sale

My first thought!!!!

Beef jerky flavored slurpee. The Kwik-e-mart episodes are my favorites.

Unless advertising in India is going WAY too crazy, these guys REALLY LOVE slurpees - if this headline gets to the middle of the news... ;)