The lighter side of ebay - guaranteed smile!
 

Ever read a seller's description and just smile?
Copied and pasted word for word!:

You are bidding on a 1934-36 Diamond Stars these are a very hard find card of Ben Chapman with the Yankees. The card was pulled from 1934-36 Diamond Stars card #38 in the set book is $80.00. Corners show some wear not much no creases or bends back is read able and very clean. Please look at the pictures very carefully before you bid. E-mail me any question before you bid this card. A great addition to add to your collection or trying to complete the set. In US funds only.

"read able" :p