What Would You Do With Item ?
 

I've recently encountered several autographed baseball bats to have fake autographs, what would you do to in my situation. The bats themselves have some value, but not with the fake autographs, so would you clean them to remove the autographs, return them to the original asshole or burn them in a gigantic bonfire ?

All three in that order

I'd seek a refund first if you can hold the seller accountable, particularly if you paid significantly more for the value of the "autograph" than what the unsigned bat would be worth.