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Posted By: <b>Chris Mc</b><p>Part of George Carlin's new rules for 2006:<br />New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, <br />you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. <br />If you're a grown man , they're pictures of men. <br /><br />Made me laugh and it also disturbed me.<br />

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Posted By: <b>Chad</b><p>I often feel like a dope for collecting cards. I'm ok with my dopeyness, I guess.<br /><br />--Chad

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Posted By: <b>John Kal</b><p> Carlin usually needs a shave. Plus, how many drugs did ol' George take? That's the answer!

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Posted By: <b>Jerry</b><p>If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards,you're a dope.<br /><br />Speaking of dope, George has done his share.

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Posted By: <b>Brian Weisner</b><p><br /> Who wants to be a grown up anyway???? Besides, who cares what anybody else thinks. I stopped worring about that a long time ago. Have a great long weekend Brian.<br /><br /><br /><br />

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Posted By: <b>jay behrens</b><p>Just read my new sig line.<br><br>Growing old is not optional, growing up is.

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Posted By: <b>Dan Bretta</b><p>It was actually Bill Maher not George Carlin that said that line in his New Rules Segment on his HBO show.

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Posted By: <b>Tim James</b><p>Which is worse,being a dope or a wingnut ?

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Posted By: <b>David McDonald</b><p>"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" I'm a fourteen-year-old boy trapped in a grown man's body. I collect baseball cards (Yay!!), ogle the wahine, and talk dirty. George Carlin and/or Bill Maher can take a flying leap.

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Posted By: <b>Judge Dred (Fred)</b><p>Ka lala kaukonakona haki 'ole i ka pa a ka makani kona<br />

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Posted By: <b>David McDonald</b><p>You got that right.

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Posted By: <b>jay behrens</b><p>I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.<br /><br />Pretty everything on the internet that is attributed to Carlin in bogus. If you go to his personal site, he points out what emails floating around that are attributed to him are bogus. Kind of sad, really. A lot the stuff credited to him is not even remotely Carlineque if you know is material stance on things.<br /><br />Jay<br><br>Growing old is not optional, growing up is.

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Posted By: <b>oldbb</b><p>Wingnut!

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Posted By: <b>Bob</b><p>Bill Maher is right about half the time, the other half he is a total ass.

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Posted By: <b>Anonymous</b><p>He stole that from Bill Mars's new rules.