BIG BILLS'S LABOR DAY CEE-OH-AY GIVEAWAY!
Special discounts on pre-printed COA's with names your customers will cream over!
I. M. WRIGHT AUTHENTICS - $50.00 doz.
DOUBLE HELIX WATSON & CRICK FORENSICS (WITH HOLOGRAM) - $60.00 DOZ.
(WITH HOLOGRAM AND PAP SMEAR) $70.00 DOZ.
(WITH HOLOGRAM, PAP SMEAR & UNREMOVEABLE STICKERS) $80.00 DOZ.
DREW MORALES, SPECIAL AGENT - $30.00 DOZ.
NATE D. WHEEZER, INC. - $5.00 DOZ.
WE CANNOT, AND WILL NOT, BE UNDERSOLD! NEED BALLS? WE GOT 'EM! BIG ONES NOW IN STOCK!