[Bocabirdman]

There can be no denying the parallels between drug/booze addictions and a collector's mentality.

Have you every spent money on your monkey you shouldn't have spent?
Have you then spent more?
Have you ever tended to your monkey on the job?
Have you ever arrived late to or left early from work because your monkey needed feeding?
Have you ever cancelled a social engagement to feed your monkey?
Has you monkey-feeding schedule ever interferred with sleep?
Have you ever avoided someone because they do not understand or approve of your monkey?

I could go on but you get the idea. So, How many yeses did you have?