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Originally Posted by David Atkatz
When's the last time you held a crushable paper cup of scalding hot coffee between your legs in a car?
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You gave away my best "pick up line" guess I'll have to settle for #2 in my arsenal
Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"