I just found out that a male "camel toe" is called a "frog eye". You learn something new everyday. It got me to thinking that we call those that alter cards "card doctors". I think that is a misnomer. Not to mention insulting to doctors. I therefore would like to refer to those that were previously known as "card doctors" as "card quacks" or "card croakers". As you can see I have a lot of time on my hands so I'm off to tackle that whole cold fusion thing and to work on my manifesto.
Dave.