My girlfriend didn't get the termite joke. I had to tell her that termites eat wood and bars are made of wood. It was funnier than the actual joke.
Good: Office Depot didn't have the bubble mailers I needed, so they gave me over 50% off on something that was close.
Good: I held a puppy the other day and decided I needed to get another dog.
Good: About to have a pot of my favorite tea and will also get to meet my girlfriend for lunch. Whoop!
Good: free refill at new coffee shop.
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