[Eric72]

Originally Posted by frankbmd

I have reached the point at which baseball cards no longer interest me. I piled them all on the front yard, and am about to set fire to the whole damn collection. If nothing else, it will keep the local brats OFF MY LAWN!

A few other things I am parting with are nuggets of knowledge about myself:

1. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

2. The moon landing in '69 was fake. I know because I filmed it in my basement.

3. Unicorns are real. I have two of them in a secure stable near Area 51.

4. The Monster Number thread was set up as a secret data collection endeavor, sponsored by some tech company whose corporate name is also a verb.

5. I personally saw Babe Ruth's called shot, the 1919 World Series, Ty Cobb's first game, and King Kelly's last game.

6. My Medical Degree IS real. The correspondence school said so.

That's all for now. Be on the lookout for my 3,000th post, in which I will discuss quantum physics, macroeconomics, and ice cream.

- Frankie (goes to Hollywood)

Damn, Frank. I never would have guessed. You like ice cream, too?