Gentleman,
Every aspect of Your offerin's
are well Understood!
And I do have ta admit
That I Have Nevar Been Gullible!
Havin Nevar ta venture off
Inta this side of the Hobby Realm,
The Listin Hook, Line & Sinkar'd me!
Of Couse... when I Seen the Product,
THiS Imaginary Sellar Fellar
Was Strapp'd ta the Bow of my Ole' BoaT
As We Commens'd ta Test Dept!