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Originally Posted by jerrys
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down a street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred-dollar bill. Who gets it?
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The old drunk. The others are figments of the imagination!!!
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