This is Giselle. Also answers to Princess Dingleberry.
When agitated she turns into this:
This is the cat, Hai Mao (Chinese for black cat; my daughter named him). He is a far more interesting person. I call him The Black Death as he slaughters all manner of creatures in our yard, without discriminating. I've seen him catch, kill and eat an entire rat, tail included. Some days I find bits and pieces of multiple varmints strewn across the lawn. I know if he was 100# heavier he'd kill us all in our sleep and eat our livers with fava beans and a fine chianti. I can respect that...
