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Posted By: Hankron

Anyone who watches Siefeld knows that George Castanza has a lot of interesting justifications for his actions .... (During small smokey fire at a kid's party, in which he hysterically pushed an old woman in a walker to the ground and a variety of small children out of the way in order to get to the door first): "I was merely pushing the old people down so they could be away from the smoke" .... "I wasn't racing down the hall ahead of everyone, so much as I was clearing a safety path for the children."