Posted By:
Hal LewisTonight:
CRAP. Just got outbid on the Ty Cobb BASEBALL CARD that I wanted to win ...
But wait! Who needs a baseball card when you can have an autographed BASEBALL signed by Ty Cobb!!!
Ouch! I got outbid on the dumb ball (who would want a stupid ball) ... but I can still bid on the BOOK signed by Ty Cobb!!
GRRRR ... outbid on the book (who would want a Ty Cobb autograph anyway) ... but I can still win the STADIUM SEATS that once occupied Tiger Stadium where Ty Cobb played!!!
Darn ... outbid on the seat ... but it's never too late to bid on that used piece of gum that was once chewed by Ty Cobb's neighbor!!! WHAT COULD BE BETTER!!!
(Good thing I placed early bids on all these items)