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Posted By: S Gross

Had to put it somewhere .....

I'm an alcoholic stuntman,
My liver's my air bag,
An ashtray's my helmet,
My cape is a bar rag.

I don't jump over canyons,
Or even duck ponds.
I just make it home to my own bed,
and wake up with my clothes on.

-- The Alcoholic Stuntmen