Posted By:
Anonymous“Completely and totally fresh to the market, this is the first time this glowing cardboard masterpiece has ever been offered publicly.”
That's almost as bad as the Omaha Steak marketing flyers I get in the mail. Talk about over-the-top writing! Reading them out loud will cause an entire room to erupt in laughter.
"I'm sure that you are someone who knows that a good steak can cost a day's wages and also knows the difference between a 5-star steak dinner and a fast food hamburger."
"One look at the mouthwatering marbling of our filet mignon will have you gasping in delightful anticipation."