Peter, you're forgetting the Mastro Rules of Conduct which are tattooed on every employee's arm upon hiring:
1) Money goes in, not out;
2) Lie always (even when unnecessary -- sometimes you just need to practice);
3) Leak lawsuits to the press to avoid questions about 1);
3) See 1) to 3).
Last edited by calvindog; 08-07-2009 at 01:37 PM.
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