Whilst the sea of mediocrity
is anything but a sea of tranquility,
we are pleased to report that, thus far, we have
been able to acquire four major items for
our collection (America's Toughest Want List)

Said items have been bought, paid for and now rest
comfortably in one of the world's preeminent type
card collections.

As for the three musketeers, and assorted other critics,
liars, and would be poets- we hear the sharks are very
hungry. And when the sharks are full, there is an Ivy-League
trained school of piranhas ready to feast on the leftovers.