Supposedly, so it's been told, Festus Wakefield of Dogbite, Kentucky and Clem DeWolf of Buttwipe, Ohio got into a tavern scrap one day back in 1812. Clem owned that he liked a good slab of moose meat with his ale and Festus replied that across the river in Kaintuck real men ate their moose raw and picked their teeth with the antlers. When the dust cleared Festus had only one ear and Clem was minus an eyeball. They've been at it ever since. Peace out, guys. This shit is getting tiresome.
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David McDonald
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