You know you've been collecting baseball memorabilia for too long when...
1. You refer to your wife or girlfriend as your companion piece
2. You have 10 of the same autograph, card, memorabilia piece...all of which is in better shape than the next, but you can't bare to part with any of them.
3. You've never met your best friend, but you message and trade with him regularly.
4. You name your child after an obscure ball player that's been dead for 100 years.
5. You tell your wife that you don't have a problem and that you can quit collecting anytime.
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