Dear JIMVB,

My ex-wife has no interest in baseball cards. Whilst we sold some cards
as part of our divorce settlement, we went our own separate ways.

Furthermore, unlike you, she holds a graduate degree does not shoot animals
for sport, spit tobacco, nor does she have so much time on her hands
that she would waste it writing laughable posts.

Whilst we are unaware of your social activities, might we suggest a visit to Chicago- attend the Jerry Springer show. It appears that the women participants, albeit a bit smarter than you- would be your perfect match.

By the way, Jim VB, you will soon be appearing on the top of our list- the ten most foolish Board Members of All Time

Bruce Dorskind
America's Toughest Want List