A wise old mexican guy I used to work with, always said..."Get her a purse. Chick did purses." Wait, I can't remember if he wise or drunk. Now that I think of it, he was always drunk. This is also the same guy that told me "chicks dig it when you're doing d*ggy and you spit in their a-hole". I was just a young drunk kid at the time, I'm starting the think that maybe I shouldn't have been taking his advice.
Obviously, I'm just kidding about ever considering his advice, but in all honesty, he actually said these things..That dude used to crack me up.
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