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Old 04-03-2016, 11:07 PM
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James, Thanks for responding, you are in.

Joe, got you for one

Denny,
Three men sitting at the bar.
An Englishman
A Scotsman
and an Irishman
All 3 have a fly in their beer. The Englishman picks the fly out of his beer and flicks it away. The Scot, picks his fly out of his beer and shakes the fly up and down to get all the beer on the fly to drip off back into his glass.
The Irishman picks up his fly, wrings it out, then starts tapping the fly on the back stating, Ohhh Kayyee, spit et oht, spit et oht I say.

Gotcha for 5 Denny
An da endin...

He eats da Fly, Cause the fly won't spit et oht!

Nicely dun Lad...
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