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Originally Posted by rholmes
"...it will be insured and all the stuff like that."
Might be my favorite line from an ebay listing ever.
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The writing style is almost Shakespearean. I wonder how many different ways she can miss-spell the word "burnt/burned"?
In addition to "brunt" and "BURT" I would suggest for future descriptions:
"burnded"
"brunned"
"berned"
"bernt"
"bernted"
Maybe she believes she's exploiting some sort of Ebay Fraudulent Autograph loophole.
"Your honor, I'm innocent you see. For I was not trying to sell a burned autograph, I was trying to sell a brunt autograph. This not only signifies that I am a complete moron, but that the autograph is disclosed up front as a forgery (ie. it has been brunted)."