That's hysterical.
And probably true!
On the serious tip though, I could theoretically pull the trigger on an Aaron 9, but I just would never do it as to me it seems nuts when one can have these two cards for the same price...
But of course that is just one collector's opinion; however a dude wants to drop his loot, so be it. I am just not a sticker/condition-rarity guy and have a genuinely hard time wrapping my head around the psychology behind choosing the 9.