Bono & John Cusack.

Q: Bono, you have met Pope John Paul, Mother Teresa, the Dalai Lama, and Nelson Mandela; who is the most humble person you have met?
A: Well I hate to brag but the mirror looks pretty good in the morning....

Q: John Cusack, are you willing to admit Layne Meyer in Better Off Dead was your greatest movie role?
A: No. Remaining anonymous in Sixteen Candles was probably my best movie role.