Natural Laws
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy signal.
Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works
every time).
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
Law of the Theatre: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something, which will last until the coffee is
cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what
you are talking about.
Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it.
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