There's plenty of great lines. Just for now I'm gonna stick with some Baseketball quotes.
Squeak Scolari: "Goddammit! I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times... I'm outta here! "
Baxter Cain: "When I see one of baseketball's hottest stars with less than 20 dollars in his pocket, driving an American car and sharing a small house with two other guys, you know what that says to me?"
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: "Homos?"
Baxter Cain: "Do you think Shaq got rich playing in Orlando? Hardly, he made his fortune moving to L.A. You know how much he makes now?"
Douglas "Swish" Reemer: "As much as he made playing in college?"
Dan Patrick: "With the first nine months of the Baseketball postseason out of the way, the playoff picture is starting to emerge."
Kenny Mayne: "So, with last night's victory over Boston, next week the Milwaukee Beers must beat Indianapolis in order to advance to Charlotte. That's in an effort to reduce their magic number to three."
Dan Patrick: "Right, and then the Beers can advance to the National Eastern Division North to play Tampa."
Kenny Mayne: :So, if the Beers beat Detroit and Denver beats Atlanta in the American Southwestern Division East Northern, then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup, unless Baltimore can upset Buffalo and Charlotte ties Toronto, then Oakland would play LA and Pittsburgh in a blind choice round robin. And if no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned. "
Maybe a little Tropic Thunder
Les Grossman: "Now I want you to take a step back... and literally f*** your own face!
Kirk Lazarus: "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed"
Les Grossman: "I couldn't have done it without you."
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: "Really?"
Les Grossman: "No, d*ckhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties."
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