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Originally Posted by judsonhamlin
Neuton walks into a bar. Says, "Hey, barkeep, can I have a beer?"
Bartender gives him his beer. Neutron asks, "How much?
Bartender says, "For you, no charge"
Proton walksin to a bar. Says, "Hey, I was in here last night and i left my wallet - have you seen it?"
Bartender asks, "You sure?"
Proton says, "I'm positive"
Electron walks into a bar, sits down and starts crying.
bartender walks up to him and asks, "Why so negative?"
Ta-da
Here 'til Thursday - try the veal.
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Follow up (requires more thinking.)
Rene Descartes walks into a bar. Bartender says "Want a beer?'
Descartes says "I think not!"
POOF! He's gone.