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Originally Posted by SAllen2556
Can't beat Groucho for quotes:
Behind every successful man is a woman - behind her is his wife.
I've had a wonderful night - but this wasn't it.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Quote me as saying I was misquoted.
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