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Posted By: Jodi Birkholm

Churchill was one sharp-witted man. I really wish I could have hoisted a few pints alongside him.

His best quip is quoted all the time. At yet another party, a lady walked up to Sir Winston and said, "Mr. Churchill, you're DRUNK!". Not missing a beat, Churchill said, "And you, madam, are ugly. The difference is, when I wake up tomorrow, I will be sober!". Perhaps the best comeback ever.