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Old 11-30-2007, 09:19 PM
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Posted By: Jim VB

David R,

<<It's like your date having "fat" or "dumb" or "ugly" tatooed on her forehead. It takes away a little bit of the joy of looking at her, and makes it a whole lot harder to delude yourself into thinking she's a real beauty.>>


LOL!!! I understand exactly what you're saying but I have several suggestions to help.

1. Raise your standards for your dates.

2. Visit and optometrist to have him adjust your prescription. (Either to see more clearly or less clearly. Both ways work.)

3. Drink more heavily. (The old stories were that women look better through the bottom of a glass AND get prettier as closing time rolls around.)


Thanks for the laugh.

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