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Posted By: Hal Lewis

No, because you are incompetent and therefore cannot enter into a legally binding contract or testify in court.

I will, however, offer you the option of chosing which of the 3 crazy guys in the movie was based on your life.

I already took the Michael Keaton role...

but you still have three very good choices:

1) The Dad from "Everybody Loves Raymond" (Peter Boyle)

2) The Mad Professor from "Back to the Future" (Christopher Lloyd)

3) Flounder from "Animal House" (Stephen Furst)


Which character in that movie was you?