I used to find some of these funny. Lately, though, I just feel like sellers who do this are a complete waste of time.
- "Dead Centered!" for a card that's 65/35 both ways
- "Slight surface imperfection" That card has a punch hole, champ
- "Possibly trimmed" when it has a border significantly smaller than it should (I'm talking no-doubt-about-it trim job)
- "Strong for the grade/undergraded" wow. amazing. every one one of thirty-seven cards you're selling should have received a two-grade bump from where it's at.
- "Selling as a reprint because of eBay rules" No, you're not. You're selling as a reprint because that's what it is.