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Old 03-01-2014, 01:51 PM
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Al.

Al has a grizzly bear carpet in his living room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Al can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Al can beat Super Mario Bros. without using the jump button.
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