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Originally Posted by Yankeefan51
Dear Rob D
Whilst your attempts at humor are amusing. We would certainly be willing to find identify others at the dinner. The restaurant was Jim McMullen's in Manhattan's Upper East- a celebrity hang out in the 1980;s- way above your
financial means and honkey presence.
If the other guests don't verify our story, we will send you
$10,000 and if they do, you will send us $10,000.
Since we do not trust you, or your evil perverted mind, we can put the money in escrow...and then we can let the whole Board know what a waste of air you are.
Keep firing arrows Rob, we will happy to carpet bomb you - nothing like watching hot air go up in smoke.
Bruce Dorskind
America's Toughest Want
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Once again, those deft jabs hit their mark. When will I learn? Hard to say. I wasn't fortunate enough to attend Vassar.
(Psst, Bruce, it appears that when you're flustered your punctuation, grammar and sentence structure suffer even more than usual. Maybe an Ivy League-educated proofreader could help?)