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Old 08-10-2015, 07:10 AM
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Today I am submitting a business plan to my local bank for a new restaurant

"Ye Olde Cardboard Diner"

where nothing is fresh

In addition to our fixed menu featuring the soon to be famous "Cardboard Sandwich", we will be offering an array of tantalizing daily specials

On Monday - The Cardboard Sriracha Burrito

On Tuesday - The Open Face Cardboard Au Gratin

On Wednesday - The Cardboard Slab Wrap

On Thursday - The Flat Rate Cardboard Box Lunch

On Friday - Cardboard Au Jus with Styrofoam Peanuts

On Saturday (for team collectors) - The Cardboard Club Sandwich

On Sunday - The All You Can Eat Cardboard Buffet

and every day you can feed your sweet tooth with our patented

"Hot Fudge Sundae served in a Bubble Wrap Half Shell"
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GOOD FOR THE HOBBY AND THE FORUM WITH A VAULT IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION FILLED WITH NON-FUNGIBLES


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Nearly*1000* successful B/S/T transactions completed in 2012-24.
Over 680 sales with satisfied Board members served.
If you want fries with your order, just speak up.
Thank you all.



Now nearly PQ.

Last edited by frankbmd; 08-10-2015 at 06:46 PM.
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