[Exhibitman]

The National: goodbye AC and Cleveland, hello Las Vegas!

A politician.

Every GDMF card I ever wanted and a home with a hellacious man-cave to enjoy them from.

I'd give 10 mil to my daughter's public high school so they don't have to raise money all the time to fund their programs. The next 10 after that goes to my favorite public radio station on condition that they never, ever do fund drives during my favorite shows, except that the drive time host I like gets 15 minutes to bitch about how corrupt and rotten station management is, because he does that all the time and it cracks me up.

I'd have pastrami from Katz's Deli flown in for lunch every Saturday. That would make my father very happy.

I'd hire Van Halen to play my birthday party.

Ringside seats for every major fight in Vegas.

Some cargo shorts.

Maybe something for the wife?