ELAINE: Hey Leon did you buy that card knowing that green dot was on it because you could get it at a discount?
LEON: What? Did I what?
ELAINE: You did didn't you.
LEON: Elaine, I'm, I'm shocked. I'm shocked. Here I go out in the spirit of the season (Elaine looking like she's not buying a word of it) and spend all my savings to buy you a most beautiful Christmas baseball card, I have ever seen, to show my appreciation to you at Christmas, and this is the thanks that I get, at Christmas.
ELAINE: Well Jerry told me that you did.
LEON : You told her? How could you tell her? I told you not to say anything.
JERRY: I didn't tell her you stupid idiot. She tricked you.
LEON: Elaine you don't understand. I had 103 temperature when I bought that card. I was so dizzy I was seeing green dots everywhere. I thought everything in the store had a green dot on it. I couldn't distinguish one green dot from another. I couldn't afford anything. I have nothing. I haven't worked for a really long time. (Jerry is standing right behind Leon. Jerry takes out a hankerchief and starts fake-crying in it.) I mean look, I have no clothes, look at what I'm wearing. It's just a little grren dot.
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