[I Only Smoke 4 the Cards]

Originally Posted by clydepepper

That IS a classic. I recall another beauty being asked, 'If you could interview anyone living or dead, who would it be?' To which she said, 'Living.'

I S*it you not.

Great answer. I hope she said it dead pan.

A British parliamentary candidate (don't remember his name) was asked whether he believed in infant baptism (controversial at the time). He replied, "Believe in it? I've seen it!"