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Gary B.Bill Buckner will throw out the first pitch and get a standing ovation. Gary Carter will catch the ball, be joined by Kieth Hernandez and they'll both point at Buckner and laugh hysterically. The Yankees fans will then all throw baseballs that will all go between Buckner's legs and the riot police will swarm out onto the baselines. The game will proceed and Bud Selig, arm in arm with Pete Rose, will call the game a tie no matter what the score and cancel the World Series this year in favor of a few October interleague exhibition games in Tokyo. Derek Jeter shocks the world by moving to Massachusettes and legally marries Pedro Martinez.