You may be liable, certainly deep friable
in a court of law
Late nights all alone with a keyboard ohh oh oh oh
Leon Luckey, son, shrinking in medicine
Calls you on the phone
Can you send me all of the pictures, ldfan?
But as you're getting ready to post
A knock comes on the door
Bang, bang, Leon's silver hammer
Came down upon your head
Bang, bang, Leon's silver hammer
Made sure that you are dead
Back on the forum again aholic plays the fool again
Leon's men get annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
Leon tells him to stay after the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times "I must not be so" oh oh oh
Then he turns his back on Leon
,who creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Leon's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Leon's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Remember the Candiman "Leon caught a dirty one"
calling on the phone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh oh oh oh
fb and peter, we screaming from the gallery
Say he must not go free (Leon must ban he)
But some do not agree and they tell him so oh oh oh
But as the words are leaving their lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Leon's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Do do do do do
Bang, Bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Wow wow wow oh!
Do do do dothan
dedicated to weasels and Beatle fans everywhere in jest of course.
