[drcy]

I write a column there and didn't even realize Leon was my boss for a day.

Though I did notice an unexplained dock in my paycheck and a mop and bucket outside my office door with a note "Your duties now include janitor."

I didn't complain because I figured I could use the exercise and I only got the job in the first place due to nepotism. The main editor and I are both Green Bay Packers fans.

Now if someone could only tell me how to turn on the mop. I don't see a chord, so I assume it rubs on batteries.