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Originally Posted by Michael B
The old drunk. The others are figments of the imagination!!!
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The old drunk, of course. The other three are mythical characters.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a tick?
A: A tick drops off you when you die.
Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish.
Q: What do you have if three lawyers are buried up to their necks in cement?
A: Not enough cement.