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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Mark M
Barry, I'd say asking a posting if one of his hands has been blown off by the unabomer qualifies as "too insulting." |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Bruce Babcock
Does anyone here collect vintage baseball cards? |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Jeff Lichtman
Mark, you need to lighten up a bit and learn to take a joke. Instead of obsessing about me and worrying about whether I went to a top 10 or top 8 law school (as opposed to top 75) , shouldn't you instead be focusing on making partner in your law firm before you reach the age of 50? |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: davidcycleback
My favorite New Yorker lawyer cartoon showed a bunch of businessmen with lawyers standing around a board room table, and one of the businessmen says, "Is anyone missing a lawyer? I have two." |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Corey R. Shanus
While we're on the topic of lawyer jokes, here are two of my favorites. |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Jeff Lichtman
Corey, I hadn't heard that first joke -- that one is a keeper. Sadly, I probably hate lawyers more than the average person. |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: barrysloate
There's a scene on The Simpson's where the family has invited to dinner Lionel Hutz, the sleazy and incompetent attorney that was voiced by Phil Hartmann. Bart is impressed with him, and the two have the following exchange: |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Jay
Isn't it a shame how 99% of the lawyers give the whole profession a bad name. |
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Posted By: leon
very good... |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Mark M
Jeff, rather than spending your time researching my career, why not spend your energy on n54 on being civil towards your fellow posters? If you were to stop attempting to deter others from posting by tearing them down, you might encourage more members and lurkers to post on here and you might even learn something from them. It's not that difficult to show others a basic level of respect, I know you can do it if you work on it. |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Jeff Lichtman
Mark M, researching your 'career'? Um. |
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Posted By: peter chao
Come on guys, knock it off. Mark and his wife attended the First SF Net54 dinner on June 30, 2007 and were very gracious guests. Although we didn't discuss it, this could be the start of a Net54 tradition. Mark is a real gentleman. |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Cat
Did anybody help Zach out? Maybe he needs a good bail bondsman at this point. |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Mark M
Jeff, just because I do not own a house (nice Lexis research) does not mean my point isn't valid that you would be doing the forum (and yourself) a favor if you would show members a basic level of respect in lieu of animosity. Thanks in advance. |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Jeff Lichtman
I said metaphorical house. I have no clue whether you own a house nor do I care. I was referring to your professional and educational criticism which, now that I have been alerted by some of your many fans out here, is especially laughable. |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: peter chao
Have you forgotten, we are friends who share a common hobby. People are starting to think that attorneys are jerks. It may be true, but surely we don't want everybody to know. |
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Posted By: Cat
Peter: |
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Posted By: Joe D.
awesome post! |
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Posted By: P Spaeth
Jay that is a good one. |
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Posted By: peter chao
They've been insulted so many times that they decided to collect and inventory the Jokes. |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: barrysloate
Everybody likes to insult lawyers until one day you need one and he wins a case for you. Then he suddenly becomes a saint. Funny how that works. |
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OT - I know there are many attorneys on the board. I have some questions.
Posted By: Joe D.
all is well once again. |
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