Although I can't come close to beating Denny's "Seaman Seaman" story :p, here's a few personal ones:

A guy on one of my old NJ bowling teams: Peter Hurts

My RA of my college freshman dorm: Dick Kuntz

BTW, "Gross" (Austrian) isn't the easiest name to have. I remember in Kindergarten, we were all sitting around our little table having milk and cookies. One kid laughed, and shot milk out his nose. All the other kids yelled "GROSS !!!," and then in unison pointed at me and laughed........ I remember as a 5 year old kid saying to myself: Man, that's going to get old real fast. :rolleyes:

Not baseball, but deserves to be in this thread:

I once knew a girl whose uncle was named Golden Dick.

There was an ad specialty salesmen in the area named Dick Stiff.

My inner 12 year old needs to go back in his room now.

Now I need a copy of the Dick Shiner to go with my Buzz.

Richard Head
 

Also not baseball, and may not have a card - but sports nevertheless ..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Head_(footballer)

Roughned
 

Current. This one always comes to mind ...

I was at that game...

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2906/1...3bedd074_b.jpg

Pete LaCock's father was Ralph Pierre LaCock.

Better known as Peter Marshall, the host of "Hollywood Squares."

T212 Obak - Charlie Schmutz

http://www.cardboardconnection.com/w...mutz-front.jpg

Not a baseball card, but(t) still...

http://www.tradingcarddb.com/Images/...0-854394Fr.jpg

I hate when I find Schmutz on a card.

Brian

- to make the connection to sports, I had to recall that this guys son played on the same tee-ball team I once coached.

The fellow's name...and I am not making it up...is Harry Beavers. His wife's name is Pat.



:eek:

:)

nice

One more:
 

(eBay scan - not my card)

I think I've got to agree with members who picked Pete LaCock and Dick Pole.

This one

Certainly not the "worst" but ...