Net Worth and the Super Bowl
 

Ad rates for 30 second spots on this years Super Bowl are reported at $4.5 million, which begs the following question.

If you spent your entire net worth on a Super Bowl ad, how many seconds long would it be?

A whopping 4 seconds and then back to the Raman Noodles and canned tuna.

A femtosecond...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femtosecond

Long enough for Janet Jackson to flash a nipple:eek:

What if, during my 30 second spot, I needed to use the facilities or get a drink of water? Would they comp me that time?

Hard to say. Counting Everything? House, cars, all that? Maybe a couple seconds. If it's stuff that's just mine, way way less. Well under a second.

The bigger question would be what would I advertise? A run for president? That I buy cards? (Nope, no money left) Will work for food? --Maybe.

Steve B