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Old 01-06-2014, 02:57 PM
Cerberus Cerberus is offline
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Default My 5-star lock submissions:

You may note the fact that I apparently went 0-4 in this past weekend's "5-Star locks." To be completely up-front, I feel obligated to disclose the fact that, like any respectable tout, I submitted the exact opposite selections, in my "other pool." As such, I am 4-0 there, and am thus guaranteed that a large portion of the participants there, will now pay a hefty fee, in order to obtain my selections for the upcoming week.

To make sure, however, I'll be doing a radio show later in the week, using a nasal-sounding "East Coast" accent, emphasizing my 4-0 record, while directing everyone to a free recorded message on my 800 line. No, none of you will be able to call in and tell everyone I was 0-4 here. It will be our little secret.

Glad to get that off my chest. I feel much better now. Here's the "5-Star Selections" for this week:

Seattle, New England, San Francisco and Denver
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