Reporter to Early Wynn: Early, you're so mean you would throw at your grandmother.
Early: only if she was crowding the plate.
Reporter to Sal Maglie: why did you throw at him on consecutive pitches?
Maglie: to let him know I meant it the first time.
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Four phrases I nave coined that sum up today's hobby:
No consequences.
Stuff trumps all.
The flip is the commoodity.
Animal Farm grading.
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